It doesn’t matter if you own an air fryer or not — the fact that it changes a person forever is common knowledge. You will never meet an air fryer owner who doesn’t go on about the perfect salmon they made the night before, or the McDonald’s French fries they reheated.
Am I jealous because I live in a 700-square-foot apartment with no counter space, so I can’t own one? Absolutely. Do I look up “air fryer fails” on Reddit to make myself feel better about it? 1,000%. Here are nine fails that made me laugh like a mad scientist:
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This grilled cheese fail where the cheese turned into a balloon:
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And this grilled cheese fail where the cheese was blown off the bread:
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Same with these now cheeseless chicken patties:
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This sweet potato fail that looks like the Earth’s core:
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This corndog fail, but actually kind of a win, because they turned into hilarious boner muffins:
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This brownie fail that has a frightening consistency:
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This ground beef fail that someone’s bodybuilder friend made (and hopefully no one else ever again):
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This chicken and corn fail that’s offensively bland:
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This bloomin’ onion fail that, honestly, I would probably eat:
Aaaaaaand here are 10 “wins” that made me jealous all over again:
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This incredible idea of creating one big cinnamon roll, since a bunch of small ones don’t fit:
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These tasty looking cherry pork ribs (with a special guest chef):
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These roasted potatoes of my dreams:
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These garlic Parmesan wings that are making my mouth water:
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These Cajun scallops that are spiced and crisped to perfection:
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These super juicy steak bites:
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These bomb-looking “breakfast bombs”:
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This delectable homemade Filet-O-Fish:
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These sexy chimichangas:
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And finally, this hella crispy pork belly that I need in MY belly right now: